Hubby: algae? http://freethou
Sent at 6:34 PM on Wednesday
me: you just couldn't kelp yourself, could you
explain thyself, woman
Sent at 6:39 PM on Wednesday
me: did you not even look at what you sent me?
I can only kelp those who kelp themselves
Hubby: is kelp or is kelp not algae? I asked and was accused of not being able to help myself.
me: I was just playing with the word kelp
yes, kelp is algae
Hubby: Thank you. Goddamnit that was difficult.
me: I am difficult...hav
e you learned nothing over the last 14 years?
This is going on the blog, btw
Hubby: I have learned that you study the gross, slimy version of algae. I have also learned that there is large, pretty (sometimes tasty) algae that you do not study.
me: traitor....I don't even know you anymore!
Hubby: you know me. You know I have always liked them big. (them being algaes? he wonders to himself, fully aware he has improperly pluralized a plural form word)
me: algae is the plural. learn some Greek, damnit!
Hubby: I just said that... "improperly pluralized a plural form word". see? "plural form word". I said algae is a plural form word. Like sheep.
algae, logically, is sheep
me: ewe are sheep...
Yes, my life is nothing but algae 24/7...even if sometimes it deteriorates into marine, macro algae...